{"id":15,"date":"2013-05-09T17:44:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2022-11-22T16:35:22","modified_gmt":"2022-11-23T00:35:22","slug":"poem-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Poem #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Old Man and<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> The Seafood Section<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aisle 1. The Old Man is on a seafood diet:<br \/>\nWhatever food he will see he will surely try it.<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 5. In the Skin Care Section.<br \/>\n\u201cSometimes, you wake up in the mornings<br \/>\nand you feel like wrinkles are just not acceptable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 3. The Linguini Section,<br \/>\n\u201cM\u00e9zem,\u201d his Hungarian girlfriend says,<br \/>\n\u201cyou need a vife, to sue your socks!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOff?\u201d he says.<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d she says, \u201cI will sue your socks, off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 4. In the Cabbage Patch,<br \/>\n\u201cFour\u2019s company and everyone else in here<br \/>\nis a crowd! No, it\u2019s more like a mob!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 8. To the \u201cLunch Meats Lady\u201d,<br \/>\n\u201cWalking on the beach there was nothing but small<br \/>\nchange, nowhere could I find even one<br \/>\nwhole sand dollar!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 3. Cards, Condolences &amp; Periodicals,<br \/>\n\u201cLook at all these superficial, spoiled Hollywood brats!<br \/>\nI don\u2019t have issues alright, I\u2019ve got subscriptions!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aisle 9. In the Beverage Section,<br \/>\n\u201cI water my geraniums so I won\u2019t drink alone.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Old Man and The Seafood Section Aisle 1. The Old Man is on a seafood diet: Whatever food he will see he will surely try it. Aisle 5. In the Skin Care Section. \u201cSometimes, you wake up in the mornings and you feel like wrinkles are just not acceptable.\u201d Aisle 3. The Linguini Section, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomstolmar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}